The Only Ten Things That Are Bigger Than Kim Kardashian’s Ass 1. Her husband’s ego. 2. The number of idiots who will look at it. I include myself in that number. 3. The population of China. Barely. 4. Her ability to market the shit out of herself. 5. My hatred for The Elf on the […]
Archives for November 2014
A Little Veterans Day Story
Back when I was a fourth grade teacher, in the first few years I was teaching, we had no school on Veterans Day. About my third year of teaching, the school district made a change, and Veterans Day was no longer a holiday for students. The veterans in town were pretty offended by this. The school claimed […]
How did THAT get THERE?
You are warned about a lot of things when you are about to become a parent. About the lack of sleep, about things no longer being about you, about the terrible twos and the money and the laundry and the driving and lots of other annoying and monotonous stuff. But you know what no one warns […]
You really don’t want to miss this. I promise.
I don’t know if you are aware, but I am hosting a kick ass weekend for ladies in February at the Interlaken Inn in Lakeville, CT in February 2015. It’s Friday, February 27 through Sunday, March 1, 2015. Why am I doing this? For a number of reasons. To say thank you. To give you a […]
Small changes lead to big results. I know. Because it’s happening for me.
About a month ago, I ran a marathon in the pouring rain. It sucked. Big time. But you know what didn’t suck? Yesterday I had planned on going for a run. It was totally raining out. A few months ago, I would have bagged it. I would have used the rain as an excuse to blow […]
At least I was wearing a bra.
Every morning I wait for the bus with Number 5 at about 8 a.m. Next, at 8:30 I drive Number 3 and Number 4 to school. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, after I drop off 3 and 4, I have to drop Number 7 off at preschool at 9 a.m. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, there […]