Bye, Bye Birdie

Yesterday as I was on my way to pick up Number 5 from preschool, a little birdie flew right in front of my car. I didn’t really think anything of it. No matter how close you come to a flying bird, they always manage to get away just in the nick of time. I did [...]

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Parenting. Sometimes you strive for perfection. Other times, it’s a pass/fail course.

Last weekend I posted this on the facebook page. Tonight is a screw-the-teeth-brushing-get-your-ass-into-bed kind of night. And someone left this comment: ooookay. What brought that on? I wasn’t quite sure what to make of that… That ooookay, with 4 o’s, kind of left me with a feeling of disapproval. And the “what brought that on?” gave me [...]

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If You Give a Mom a Computer.

If you give a mom a computer, she will sit down to write her blog post. Before she writes her post, she’ll see she has a facebook message. Checking facebook will remind her that she needs to post a picture on the facebook page for her new e-course, Fit, Fierce and Fabulous. Checking out things weight [...]

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Accepting Applicants.

Yesterday we went to a 4th birthday party for one of Number 5′s friends. The friend has a 6-year-old sister. I think the mom is fairly young. And the 6-year-old is the oldest child, so the mom is still experiencing some firsts. Like the first loose tooth. The mom pulled the little girl over to [...]

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Yes, Ana. I AM proud.

About 10 days ago,  on the facebook page, I posted this status update: I was late to Number 4′s Mother’s Day Tea. Because I couldn’t find anything to wear. Because nothing fits me. Because it was all TOO BIG!!! Yeah, mothereffer!!” And some bra burning a-hole replied with the following comment: wow…so validating and reinforcing [...]

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I used to hurry a lot, I used to worry a lot…

When did we all get so lazy? Was it with the invention of the remote? I don’t know about  you, but when we can’t find the remote in this house, it’s akin to a natural disaster. We will initiate a search-and-rescue operation and exert a tremendous amount of energy looking for that thing. Sometimes upwards [...]

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This could be YOUR kid.

I owe a lot to the sport of swimming. A lot. It has taught me more about how to live a fulfilling and meaningful life than any class I ever took in school. It has taught me to set goals. To push myself. To keep going when I wanted to quit. It has given me [...]

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No time like the present.

If you follow my facebook page, then you know that my night last night was, well, not average. But those kind of nights seem to be more and more the norm. I know I have 7 kids to keep alive. Which is more than most people. But I think we are all in the same boat. [...]

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D is for Douchebag.

Dear Mike D., Thanks for your comment on the facebook page in response to this post. In case you forgot what you wrote, here it is: Please… The human race has been smoking for a thousand years and I have never herd of a kid dropping dead. I personaly think she is a stupid bitch who has [...]

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It’s not me, it’s you…right?

I’ve mentioned this before, but one of my first goals when I started this blog was to get a comment on it from someone I didn’t know. Not on the facebook page, but on the actual blog post itself. I don’t know how other bloggers feel, but for me, that was a measure of some [...]

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