Sheesh. I would like to make something clear. My Stay At Home Mom Challenge post was not a throw down to working moms. It was not a who-has-it-harder-working-moms-or-stay-at-home-moms kind of thing. Like I said in the post, it was a throw down to the people who question what I do all day and you assholes who think we […]
Archives for November 2014
The Stay At Home Mom Challenge
If you are a stay-at-home mom of children under the age of 5, then you get it. You know how hard it is. Being home all day. Trying to keep your cool. Trying not to lose your patience. Trying to get one fucking thing checked off your to-do list without the entire house being trashed. […]
FUCK. THAT.
Last night I went to a dinner party at a friend’s house. It was me and my husband and five other couples. I knew two of the couples, and the other three I had never met. There were two tables set to eat. One was in the kitchen and one was in the dining room. […]
Mom, What Are THESE For???
You know my kids have a thing for feminine hygiene products. They’re pretty creative with them. They use them for wine glass cozies and sportswear, and blindfolds, and diapers. Every once in a while they will ask what they are actually for. This is a tricky one for me. Not because I’m uncomfortable discussing these […]
Best. Date. Evah.
Constantly having to worry about money is debilitating. It’s exhausting and stressful and not fun. Robbing Peter to pay Paul and having a major panic attack every time you hear a knock on the door sucks. Not knowing when you are going to emerge from this situation or, even worse, if you ever will, totally […]
Flushed Away
Number 7 has a thing for flushing shit that isn’t actually shit down the toilet. She’s just following in her older brother’s footsteps. A couple years ago, the toilet in the mudroom stopped working. After trying to unclog that thing, we eventually discovered what Number 6 had flushed down it when we finally just smashed it […]