Numbers 3 through 7 all share a bathroom. Five kids sharing a bathroom can be kind of disastrous. One of the things that constantly drives me insane is the toothpaste. There is fucking toothpaste everywhere. EVERYWHERE. In addition to finding toothpaste in some seriously impressive places, I am constantly being asked to put toothpaste on […]
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How did THAT get THERE?
You are warned about a lot of things when you are about to become a parent. About the lack of sleep, about things no longer being about you, about the terrible twos and the money and the laundry and the driving and lots of other annoying and monotonous stuff. But you know what no one warns […]