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A Lame Post About My Day Because It’s 10:33 PM And I Didn’t Want To Ruin My Streak

July 7, 2019 by not your average mom 1 Comment

It’s 10:33 p.m. and my kitchen is a mess and I haven’t written a post yet today and I really want to go to bed, but I haven’t missed a post in twenty-four days so I’m still on a Massive Action Roll and I’m not gonna fuck it up today. But my brain is also […]

Filed Under: Sound Mind Sound Body Tagged With: kitchen, mess, sunday

What I Did To Solve Our Toothbrush And Toothpaste Problem (And It Was Pretty Bad)

March 7, 2017 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Numbers 3 through 7 all share a bathroom. Five kids sharing a bathroom can be kind of disastrous. One of the things that constantly drives me insane is the toothpaste. There is fucking toothpaste everywhere. EVERYWHERE. In addition to finding toothpaste in some seriously impressive places, I am constantly being asked to put toothpaste on […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Kids' Corner, Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Timesavers, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: Amazon, bathroom, dispenser, mess, sink, toothbrush, toothpaste

The Best Laid Plans

January 13, 2017 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

One of the biggest challenges of parenting (for me, anyway) is having a plan for the day and knowing that it’s all going to run like clockwork. And then having reality set in. That’s when you wonder why ever you plan anything at all. Last week I had scheduled my first business call with the woman […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: Christmas, mess, momlife, plans, stockings

16 Pictures (Just About) All Parents Will Take

September 25, 2013 by not your average mom 7 Comments

16 Pictures (Just About) All Parents Will Take 1. the my-kid-made-a-big-f*cking-mess picture 2. the first-day-of-school picture 3. the I-smeared-my-food-on-my-face picture 4. the beach/vacation picture 5. the baby and the pet picture 6. the look-my-kid-is-sleeping-with-part-of-his-body-sticking-out-of-the-crib picture 7. the naked baby on the stomach picture 8. the how-the-eff-did-my-kid-get-there? picture 9. the first-birthday-cake picture 10. the let’s-dress-our-kids-up-in-matching-Christmas-stuff picture […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: beach, Christmas, costume, Halloween, mess, photos, pictures, powdered sugar, pumpkins, tooth, tooth fairy

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