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How To Not Be An A$$hole. Lesson 1.

November 17, 2016 by not your average mom 2 Comments

While perusing old posts I had written today, I came across one entitled Don’t Be an Asshole. I wrote it last year in response to one of my biggest pet peeves… people who don’t return their f*&%ing carts at Costco. Or any  grocery store, for that matter. It drives me insane. And it got me […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: carts, Costco, kindergarten, toilet paper

The 10 Qualities Women Really Look For In a Husband

February 2, 2015 by not your average mom 8 Comments

The other day I was wasting time on Facebook and somehow I ended up reading an article entitled: 10 Qualities Your Future Husband Must Have. It was full of things like a strong moral code, and a good relationship with his family, being selfless, respecting your femininity and other stupid bullshit like that. Sure, I […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: 10 qualities your husband must possess, cabinet, clueless, husband, refigerator, toilet papaer, toilet paper, what makes a good husband

The Following People Suck

June 4, 2012 by not your average mom 5 Comments

The following people suck: 1.Anyone associated with the tv show Power Rangers Super Samurai.  That is quite possibly the worst show ever to be put on television.  Watching it could and should be used as some sort of consequence for any adult who commits a serious crime.  Knowing you’d have to watch that show would make […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: people, suck, toilet paper, toilet seat

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