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You Smell Like A Butthole

November 8, 2017 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Number 7’s go to insult is “You smell like a butthole.” A few years ago, I would have responded to this differently than I do now.  A few years ago, I would have reprimanded and shamed any of the kids for speaking to each other that way. Or I would have, out of exasperation, pretended […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting Tagged With: butthole, cologne, humor, insults, parenting, perfume, positive discipline

Hello, Fwend.

April 14, 2015 by not your average mom 8 Comments

Number 5 (5 years old), Number 6 (4 years old), and Number 7 (3 years old) are in that stage of childhood where the ultimate burn-sizzle is “I’m not going to be your friend anymore.” As soon as one pisses the other one off, the auto reply button is pressed. Oh yeah! Well I’m not […]

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: dummy, friend, fwend, insults, kill them with kindness, Number 5, Number 7, responding to insults, teaching kids to respond to insults

No, sometimes I can’t handle the truth. But I’m getting there.

February 10, 2013 by not your average mom 2 Comments

  Please vote for me in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest. PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSEEE!!!!! Pretty please , click on that button, scroll down to me, and click on that little red heart 🙂 Some people love me for my big mouth. They say they admire how I call it like I see it. That I […]

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