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You Smell Like A Butthole

November 8, 2017 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Number 7’s go to insult is “You smell like a butthole.” A few years ago, I would have responded to this differently than I do now.  A few years ago, I would have reprimanded and shamed any of the kids for speaking to each other that way. Or I would have, out of exasperation, pretended […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting Tagged With: butthole, cologne, humor, insults, parenting, perfume, positive discipline

15 Phases of Boyhood

September 5, 2013 by not your average mom 11 Comments

With 3, 8, 13 and 16-year-old boys living in this house, we have gone through almost all the phases of boyhood. If you don’t have any boys of your own, you are missing out on some doozies. And if you do, but they’re still young, here’s what you have to look forward to: 1) The  Sesame Street/Thomas Phase […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: cologne, dinosaurs, Legos, phases of boyhood, pirates, power rangers, Thomas

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