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An Almost Perfect Present

June 25, 2017 by not your average mom 1 Comment

Number 5 and 6’s birthday was last week, and one of  Number 5’s gifts was to go to the salon with me for her first mani/pedi. She has been begging for this for a couple years now, and she is my girliest girl, so I knew she would truly enjoy and appreciate the experience. Not […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: birthday, mani, manicure, Number 5, Number 6, pedi, pedicure, present, salon, surprise, technician

Another Trip Around The Sun

June 17, 2017 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Happy Birthday to my favorite 7 and 8-year-old! (Yes, exactly a year apart! No, they weren’t scheduled C-sections!) Time sure is flying.   Savor the moments!   Not Your Average T-Shirts. Check ‘Em Out! please take  10 seconds to vote for me 🙂

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: birthdays, c-section, cake, Number 5, Number 6, Number5, party

To The Lady Who Yelled At Me This Morning

May 30, 2017 by not your average mom 7 Comments

Dear Lady Who Yelled At Me This Morning, I did everything I needed to do in order to make things run smoothly this morning. I prepped a bunch of food yesterday so making lunches for the week would be easy, and we packed lunches yesterday. I also got all the laundry done yesterday. I helped […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: apologize, asshole, bus, fo fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, Mommy, Number 5, Number 7, opportunity, ponytail holders

It’s Not About Consequences. It’s About Finding Solutions

May 2, 2017 by not your average mom 6 Comments

A couple weeks ago I got an email from Number 6’s teacher. It wasn’t one of those I just wanted to tell you this story about how awesome your kid is emails. It was one of those Your kid is being a pain in the ass and I’m starting to lose my shit emails. Ugh. […]

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: behavior, behavior incentives, carrot, consquences, Number 5, positive discipline, punishment, rewards and punishments, solutions

I’m still alive!

January 5, 2017 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

I know I told you all how I’ve been dealing with a round of depression. And I know I haven’t written a post in a couple days. And I know that’s unusual for me. But I just wanted you all to know (because some people have asked) that I am still here! I have spent the […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: available, banner, depression, Number 5, Number 6, Number 7, post

Mom Fail #4,783

November 22, 2016 by not your average mom 5 Comments

One of the things I’m struggling with these days is that now that all the kids are in school full time, I feel like I should totally have my shit together. And I don’t. I feel like I should be totally organized (I’m not), the house should be pretty clean (it isn’t), and I should […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Monday, Number 4, Number 5, Number 7, picture, swim, team picture, vagina

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