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To The Lady Who Yelled At Me This Morning

May 30, 2017 by not your average mom 7 Comments

Dear Lady Who Yelled At Me This Morning, I did everything I needed to do in order to make things run smoothly this morning. I prepped a bunch of food yesterday so making lunches for the week would be easy, and we packed lunches yesterday. I also got all the laundry done yesterday. I helped […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: apologize, asshole, bus, fo fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, Mommy, Number 5, Number 7, opportunity, ponytail holders

The Seven Best Words in the English Language

September 10, 2016 by not your average mom 2 Comments

You know what the seven best words in the English language are? Mommy, I love you so, so much? No.  Those are good. But they’re not the best. Let me watch your kids all day? Not quite. I just went poop in the potty? Very close. But no… Susie Johnson, you just won the lottery? […]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: kids, lottery, love, Mommy, Number 6, shoes

You never know what you’re gonna see when you go to the zoo.

September 26, 2015 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Last Christmas my parents gave us a premium membership to the Bronx Zoo. That meant our whole family could go to the zoo for free an unlimited number of times for an entire year. That membership also included parking and all the premium attractions (like the carousel and the monorail and the children’s zoo and […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: animals, Dunkin Donuts, gridlock, Mommy, Number 4, Southern Boulevard, the Bronx Zoo

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