Today is the last day to vote for me. It would be really awesome if all 2000+ of you clicked on this button, scrolled down to Not Your Average Mom, and voted. Really awesome 🙂 Last week we shot the next 2 episodes for Mother Bloggers. One of the topics was mom guilt. Well, yesterday […]
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TTYL. Or never.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Number 1 who got a cell phone for Christmas. A really nice, kick-ass, jaw-dropping, Oh-my-God-I-can’t-believe-you-guys-got-this-for-me cell phone. (His parents had a free upgrade, so it actually only cost $35). But he didn’t know that. His parents had a talk with him about the value of […]
Go hard or go home. And if you have to stay home, well go hard there instead.
We just finished week 4 of Lose to Win. And in that week we had a snow day, a blizzard, and the Y was closed for 48 hours. So I had to resort to drastic measures. Some of you thought I was crazy for pulling a Rocky IV and running laps around my yard in a […]
No, sometimes I can’t handle the truth. But I’m getting there.
Please vote for me in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest. PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSEEE!!!!! Pretty please , click on that button, scroll down to me, and click on that little red heart 🙂 Some people love me for my big mouth. They say they admire how I call it like I see it. That I […]
There’s no easy way out. There’s no shortcut ho-o-ome.
HEY!!! Before you read this, VOTE FOR ME!!! Click on that button, scroll down to Not Your Average Mom, and click on the vote heart! It’s still snowing outside. And it’s hard to say how much we’ve gotten so far. The wind is blowing so hard that we have some drifts of well over 2 feet. […]
Every vote counts. Plus, yesterday was a really shitty day.
I only have one credit card. And the limit on it is about $12. I don’t even own an ATM card. Because I suck that bad at keeping track of withdrawals. So when I go to the grocery store, I pay in cash, or I write a check. Yesterday I stopped at the store on my […]