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Every vote counts. Plus, yesterday was a really shitty day.

February 8, 2013 by not your average mom 3 Comments

I only have one credit card. And the limit on it is about $12. I don’t even own an ATM card. Because I suck that bad at keeping track of withdrawals. So when I go to the grocery store, I pay in cash, or I write a check. Yesterday I stopped at the store on my […]

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I found something I hate more than emptying the dishwasher.

February 7, 2013 by not your average mom 6 Comments

Editor’s Note:  Please take a couple seconds to vote for me in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest.  If everyone who reads this votes for me today, you would put me into the top 15!!!Place your vote by clicking on that button over there on the right, scrolling down to Not […]

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I’m totally declaring victory.

December 22, 2012 by not your average mom 2 Comments

So in case you didn’t know, last night was my national tv debut. I was on the Dateline “Surviving the Holidays Special.” For about 90 seconds. Not exactly major exposure. But let’s look at what happened in those 90 seconds. First, let me make sure you know that Dateline is, by its own description…” a newsmagazine […]

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I’m not normal. And that’s what makes me normal.

December 18, 2012 by not your average mom 22 Comments

I can’t remember a time when I didn’t compare myself to every other girl in the room. As far back as I remember. She’s prettier than me.  Skinnier than me.  Smarter than me.   More popular than me.  Has nicer clothes than me. She’s just plain old better than me. That shit is tiring! So […]

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CAUTION: Objects on the television are 10 pounds lighter than they appear. At least.

December 14, 2012 by not your average mom 6 Comments

Tonight is Dateline night. Part of me is hoping to be on for more than one minute. But part of me isn’t. Punctuality has never been a strength of mine. I’m never ready ahead of time.  When people come over for a playdate, or a party, or a holiday, I am usually in the shower. If I’m really […]

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If you build it…

December 9, 2012 by not your average mom 10 Comments

I am getting to the point where people in town, who I don’t know, are coming up and saying hi to me. Or stopping me on the street. Literally. About 6 weeks ago I was at a stoplight, on my way to take Number 3 to school, and this woman, who was out for her morning […]

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