Always evolving, Never Average
Today is the last day to vote for me. It would be really awesome if all 2000+ of you clicked on this button, scrolled down to Not Your Average Mom, and voted. Really awesome 🙂 Last week we shot the next 2 episodes for Mother Bloggers. One of the topics was mom guilt. Well, yesterday …Read More
Once upon a time there was a boy named Number 1 who got a cell phone for Christmas. A really nice, kick-ass, jaw-dropping, Oh-my-God-I-can’t-believe-you-guys-got-this-for-me cell phone. (His parents had a free upgrade, so it actually only cost $35). But he didn’t know that. His parents had a talk with him about the value of …Read More
I only have one credit card. And the limit on it is about $12. I don’t even own an ATM card. Because I suck that bad at keeping track of withdrawals. So when I go to the grocery store, I pay in cash, or I write a check. Yesterday I stopped at the store on my …Read More
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Editor’s Note: Please take a couple seconds to vote for me in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest. If everyone who reads this votes for me today, you would put me into the top 15!!!Place your vote by clicking on that button over there on the right, scrolling down to Not …Read More
So in case you didn’t know, last night was my national tv debut. I was on the Dateline “Surviving the Holidays Special.” For about 90 seconds. Not exactly major exposure. But let’s look at what happened in those 90 seconds. First, let me make sure you know that Dateline is, by its own description…” a newsmagazine …Read More
I can’t remember a time when I didn’t compare myself to every other girl in the room. As far back as I remember. She’s prettier than me. Skinnier than me. Smarter than me. More popular than me. Has nicer clothes than me. She’s just plain old better than me. That shit is tiring! So …Read More
Tonight is Dateline night. Part of me is hoping to be on for more than one minute. But part of me isn’t. Punctuality has never been a strength of mine. I’m never ready ahead of time. When people come over for a playdate, or a party, or a holiday, I am usually in the shower. If I’m really …Read More
I am getting to the point where people in town, who I don’t know, are coming up and saying hi to me. Or stopping me on the street. Literally. About 6 weeks ago I was at a stoplight, on my way to take Number 3 to school, and this woman, who was out for her morning …Read More
