Yesterday on the facebook page my aunt scolded me for my potty mouth. I know I swear a lot. I know I abuse the f-word even more than I do the smiley face. But cut me some slack. It’s the only thing I have left. I don’t smoke (anything) anymore. And while I profess my love […]
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You want to know what I do on the days that I don’t want to work out? I work out.
7 weeks down, 5 weeks to go. When I started this program, I had 2 goals: 1) lose 25 pounds in 12 weeks 2) win at least two of the individual categories So far I am on track for the weight loss. I am down 14 pounds after 7 weeks. I am in first place in both […]
Summer’s Eve. Not just for women.
When it comes to cleaning my house, I suck. I’m terrible about returning emails and texts. I can be really hard on people. And forget to say thank you. I’m also a bit of a procrastinator. I find it much easier to yell at the kids about putting stuff off until the last minute than […]
Take someone else to court today. I’ve got other plans.
The other morning I turned on the tv while I was making breakfast. The news came on. In one minute, there was a story about a teacher who got busted for offering students money to have sex with him, some dude who randomly started hacking a woman with a meat cleaver in Chinatown, and a psyyyyyyyyycho […]
The greatest glory lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Yesterday I was exhausted. Worse than usual. I woke up thinking that maybe I should throw in the Lose to Win towel. Every single part of my body is sore. My house is a shithole. And I feel like I am missing out on time with my kids. But I managed to drag my ass […]
It’s all fun and games until someone brings home a school project assignment.
You know how I feel about school projects. I hate them. In fact, Miss P, Number 4’s bus driver, recently told me this story… Last week a student walked onto her bus carrying a big project. She asked him, “Wow! What’s that?” His answer? “My 100th day of school project… …MY MOM DID IT ALL BY HERSELF!!!” […]
