Yesterday on the facebook page my aunt scolded me for my potty mouth.
I know I swear a lot.
I know I abuse the f-word even more than I do the smiley face.
But cut me some slack.
It’s the only thing I have left.
I don’t smoke (anything) anymore.
And while I profess my love for wine, I don’t drink half, a quarter, or even a tenth as much as I used to.
Or want to.
Or these days, need to.
I don’t take pills.
Or have a sex addiction.
A shopping addiction.
Or even a pinterest addiction.
Hell, heck, I don’t really even have a food addiction anymore.
I spend all day with my kids.
Using words like so, and really, and very.
I know there are probably lots of you who do all of this easily.
But for me to make it through the day, taking care of multiple children, without smoking,
Well, that’s a pretty &^%$ing major accomplishment.
When “Use your words” comes out of my mouth,
“Would you just stop fucking crying???” is what’s going through my brain.
After storing up a whole days worth of that shit, it’s gotta come out somewhere.
So I start my day off with the blog.
And I cleanse myself.
A few fuck that’s.
Or you’ve got to be fucking kidding me’s.
Some what’s up with that shits?
And then I’m ready to start my day.
If I find myself about to blow, well, I post a quick status update.
One little fuck.
And then I’m good at least until bedtime.
If you ask me, that’s pretty freaking good.
I know it’s not very ladylike.
And possibly offensive.
So please pardon my francais.
Believe me, cleaning up the potty mouth is on my list of things I could change about myself in order to become a better person.
But it’s nowhere near the top yet.
One thing at a time people.
One fucking thing at a time 🙂
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