I love Howard Stern. There, I said it. His show makes me laugh out loud. Often. I look forward to it. Every day. I will do almost anything in order to have just 5 minutes in the car alone so I can listen to him. Working on that show has always been my dream job. I’m up that
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Doooooooooo Your Boobs Hang Low…..
Dear Twenty Something Girl I Heard Complaining About Her Small Boobs at the Big Y Yesterday, I heard you talking, so I couldn’t help but check out your boobs. Let me tell you, you have nothing to complain about. You have great boobs. And in 25 years, you will still have great boobs. In high school the girls
apparently you need a doctorate to wash a head of lettuce
A couple days ago this was the status on my facebook page : Somehow a piece of bologna made its way onto the floor in the hallway. I decided I would see how long it would take for someone other than me to pick it up. At least 6 different people, including my husband, have walked past
Holy Glamour Don’t
I was not very popular with the boys back in high school. I really struggled with it at the time, and I couldn’t, for the life of me, figure out what the problem was. Hmmmmm. Maybe it had something to do with this… Yeah, that’s me on the left. I know. Niiiiiiice. Between the haircut, $2
Did you see Judge Judy’s comment on my Facebook page?
I post pictures fairly often on the not-your-average-mom.com facebook page A couple days ago I posted this one, with a comment that said: I guess I should change his diaper. Several people thought it was very funny. But one person, who I don’t know, and who hasn’t “liked” my page, wrote this comment: Holy Sh*t!!! I
I’m about to throw this f%#!ing computer out the window
When I first started writing this blog, someone suggested I check out and comment on other peoples’ blogs in order to get more readers for mine. So I googled “mom blogs”, and I found a webite called Top Mommy Blogs. It lists blogs written by and/or for moms in all different categories and rates them. I