I was at Number 2’s baseball game last night and there was a woman there watching who hadn’t been at any of the other games.
One of the other moms said to her, “See her? She has SEVEN kids. Can you believe it? SEVEN!?!?!?”
Very often the next comment is something like, “One more, and you’ll be Susie and Husband plus Eight!!!”
Ha ha ha. I hear those hilarious jokes on a regular basis.
Most of us have seen at least one of the reality shows about families with lots of kids…
John and Kate appeared to have it all figured out. And then the truth came out.
There was another show called Raising Sextuplets. It wasn’t quite so popular, but it followed a cute husband and wife with six little kids. And then the wife started cheating on her husband, he found out and got physical with her, and now they’re divorced, and she’s remarried to the guy she cheated with.
So that all worked out well.
And then there is poor Octomom.
Apparently she has a thriving career now.
I don’t have a problem with any of those people. I love my big family. I love having so many children.
But let’s face it, lots of kids can really take a toll on you.
No, my problem is Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. The ones with the show 19 (well-mannered, well-behaved, clean, cooperative, helpful, productive, responsible, no-tv-watching, no fit-throwing, kum ba yah-singing) Kids and Counting?
Are you telling me with 19 kids, JB and Michelle never just totally lose it?
Nope, I don’t buy it.
They need a Big Brother-type camera in that huge, always clean house of theirs. A camera that rolls 24 hours a day. I bet then we’d see the real thing:
Dirty dishes all over the kitchen. Everyone running around frantically trying to clean their shit up before the cameras for the show are turned on. People tripping over toys. 2 kids beating the crap out of each other. One kid bawling because she can’t find her blankie. 3 children throwing their food on the floor instead of eating it. One kid on the kitchen counter. One kid peeing on the floor. One kid screaming for help because he “just had a really big poop.” Another kid completely unaccounted for. And Michelle locked in her room with an IV hooked up to a box of wine and Jim Bob watching porn on the computer in the basement.
You’re not fooling me you Duggars, you.