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Newsflash: Your kids aren’t perfect. And neither are you.

January 27, 2017 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Rant forthcoming. Yesterday I wrote a post about dealing with tantrums. And I received this comment: “…I’ve never experienced a kid tantruming…” It’s only part of the comment. I don’t think it was written by someone who was simply trying to get a rise out of me. I think it was written by a judgmental […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Lessons I've Learned, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: bullshit, depression, French, fuck you, imperfect, motherhood, parenting, potty mouth, temper tantrums

A Realistic Meditation for All My Fellow Potty-Mouthed Sisters

September 27, 2016 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Most of you know that I love yoga. I’ve fallen a little bit off the wagon recently, though. Now that the kids are back to school and I have my feet back under me, I’m getting back to it. And I really hope I can inspire more people to give yoga a shot. But I understand […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: f word, fuck, fuck that, meditation, potty mouth, yoga

Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens

August 19, 2016 by not your average mom 2 Comments

People are naturally curious about what life in a big family is like. I get lots of comments wherever I go, especially now when all the kids are tan and super blond. Yesterday I walked into a realtor’s office with the kids and upon entering, one of the women working in there looked at us […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: Number 3, Number 4, Number 5, Number 6, Number 7, potty mouth, Von Trapp

We’re All F*cking A**holes At Some Point

June 12, 2014 by not your average mom 1 Comment

I don’t know about you, but my kids suck right now. Maybe it’s the end of the school year. Maybe it’s the anticipation of summer. Maybe it’s the lingering effects of a seriously shitty winter. I’m not sure of the reasons. But they suck. The fighting and arguing and ignoring and disrespecting is at an […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: cursing, excuse me, fuck, headache, parenting fails, potty mouth

Get In Touch With Your Inner Potty Mouth

June 5, 2014 by not your average mom 4 Comments

I’ve been told I’ve inspired people to start exercising, to lose weight, to get organized, to spend more time with their kids, to have more sex with their husbands, and lots of other things. And all of that feels good. Really good… A couple months ago I wrote a post where I declared that I was […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: f word, potty mouth, teachers

I’m just not ready for the potty training.

July 28, 2013 by not your average mom 8 Comments

I have always had a potty mouth. When I started the blog, I decided that I would write exactly the way I speak. No holding back, dropping all forms of  the word fuck, left and right. I kind of felt like I should. Especially after getting the question, What religion are you? repeatedly. You know, because […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: cursing, lewis black on cursing, potty mouth

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