Those of you who know me know the following two things about me: One, I hate when people don’t return their f&$#!ing shopping carts, and two, I’m not afraid to put it all out there. Today I was at the grocery store and I was in the parking lot (putting the ridiculously expensive cake I bought […]
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I’m Ready For The Next Chapter
The other day at the town beach I watched a woman with three kids, one of them a two-year-old, attempting to unload all the kid crap from her car. She had her hands full. Literally. She had a stroller and more than one beach bag and an umbrella and sand toys and a whole assload of other kid […]
I’m Taking The Pledge
I had to go run a few errands today and as expected, on Thanksgiving weekend, it was f*%!ing crazy out there. I don’t like to waste my time any more than the next person does. I don’t like to stand in lines. I don’t like to be stuck in traffic or wait five minutes to back […]
Don’t Be An A$$hole
Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They […]
How About (F***ing) Smiling?
I have a pet peeve. No, it’s not the assholes who don’t return their carts at Costco. Well, that is one of my biggest pet peeves. But this one is bigger. I’ve written about it before. It’s something that seriously pisses me off. Something that I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why people […]
Many happy returns.
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