Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They […]
laziness
I used to hurry a lot, I used to worry a lot…
When did we all get so lazy? Was it with the invention of the remote? I don’t know about you, but when we can’t find the remote in this house, it’s akin to a natural disaster. We will initiate a search-and-rescue operation and exert a tremendous amount of energy looking for that thing. Sometimes upwards […]