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Don’t Be An A$$hole

November 1, 2015 by not your average mom 13 Comments

Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: cell phone, Costco, laziness, parking lot, Shopping, shopping carts

I used to hurry a lot, I used to worry a lot…

May 19, 2013 by not your average mom 2 Comments

When did we all get so lazy? Was it with the invention of the remote? I don’t know about  you, but when we can’t find the remote in this house, it’s akin to a natural disaster. We will initiate a search-and-rescue operation and exert a tremendous amount of energy looking for that thing. Sometimes upwards […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: drive thru, laziness, modern conveniences., remote, Wall E

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