Sometimes your kids suck. Sometimes they whine. Sometimes they show a complete absence of appreciation or gratitude. Sometimes they complain, and cry and tell you that you are the worst. mom. ever. Sometimes they behave in a way that makes you believe you are the worst. mom. ever. But sometimes, they don’t. Sometimes they surprise […]
Christmas
16 Pictures (Just About) All Parents Will Take
16 Pictures (Just About) All Parents Will Take 1. the my-kid-made-a-big-f*cking-mess picture 2. the first-day-of-school picture 3. the I-smeared-my-food-on-my-face picture 4. the beach/vacation picture 5. the baby and the pet picture 6. the look-my-kid-is-sleeping-with-part-of-his-body-sticking-out-of-the-crib picture 7. the naked baby on the stomach picture 8. the how-the-eff-did-my-kid-get-there? picture 9. the first-birthday-cake picture 10. the let’s-dress-our-kids-up-in-matching-Christmas-stuff picture […]
Ohhhhh, Fffffffffffuuuuuuudge.
I put the last present under the tree at 2:30 a.m. I figured I’d take the morning off today, seeing as I only had about 3 hours before Number 5 woke up. But I was wrong. I had one hour. At 3:30 I heard talking, crying and yelling all coming from Number 3, 4, and 5’s room. […]