1. For the Mom Who’s Awesome And Who Also Likes Wine 2. For The Mom or Dad Who Doesn’t Give A Flying F*ck Anymore 3. For The Mom or Dad Who Doesn’t Give A Flying F*ck Anymore (But Who Likes This Font Better) 4. For The Mom Who Has A Sense of Humor. And A Fully Stocked Wine Rack. […]
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Not Your Average T-Shirts
Something exciting happened for me recently… I was accepted into Amazon’s Merch By Amazon program. What does that mean? It means I can add t-shirt designer to my resume! As of right now, I have seven different t-shirt designs available. Check them out! (click on t-shirt description for more details) For The Mom With The […]
What I Did To Solve Our Toothbrush And Toothpaste Problem (And It Was Pretty Bad)
Numbers 3 through 7 all share a bathroom. Five kids sharing a bathroom can be kind of disastrous. One of the things that constantly drives me insane is the toothpaste. There is fucking toothpaste everywhere. EVERYWHERE. In addition to finding toothpaste in some seriously impressive places, I am constantly being asked to put toothpaste on […]
The IRS definitely wants your money, but not in the form of a Target gift card.
A few months ago I started receiving voicemails from the IRS. They were filing a lawsuit against me. For something. It wasn’t clear what it was. The message told me this would be my final chance to clear things up. I got that message like fifteen times. That was the first indication that strange things […]
I’m Ready For The Next Chapter
The other day at the town beach I watched a woman with three kids, one of them a two-year-old, attempting to unload all the kid crap from her car. She had her hands full. Literally. She had a stroller and more than one beach bag and an umbrella and sand toys and a whole assload of other kid […]
Because I love me!
Up until about five years ago, I had some pretty serious issues with self confidence. The night before my first day of kindergarten, I had a meltdown because I didn’t think I was smart enough to start school. I spent all of middle school thinking I was overweight. Like really overweight. (That’s me in 7th […]
