I kind of have a problem with Jessica Simpson. And her family. And friends. And her Tom Sawyer themed baby shower. You know, her second baby shower. Come on, famous, rich people. What the hell does Jessica Simpson need to be showered with at this point? She’s like, a bazillionaire. I know she has a […]
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One Word: Talented
This week is our Spring Break. Since the kids don’t have school today, I let them stay up a little later than usual last night, and we watched a movie. As soon as it was over, I told the kids to go upstairs and get into bed. No one really moved. “If you guys ever […]
Last night I did it doggy style.
When I become rich and famous, I’m going to pay someone to be on full-time kitchen duty. Because I hate cleaning up the kitchen. Especially after dinner. By the time 8:00 rolls around, it takes a considerable amount of effort, concentration, and energy for me to remain vertical. Last night we had pasta. With red […]
There may not be life on Mars, but I think there are probably video games.
I’m not one of those gender-specific parents. I’ve said this before. If my son wants to wear some Disney Princess high heels, a tutu, and carry around a purse, no big deal. If my daughter wants to roll around in the dirt and refuses to wear a dress? Whatevs. As long as they are happy. […]
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
When I was little I always wanted crutches. I would see injured people hobbling around on those things and watch them enviously. My brother and I even went as far as jumping out of a tree in the backyard in an effort to break a leg so we could get some. It never worked, thank […]
I’ve got my mojo back.
Yesterday I wrote about how I signed up for Lose to Win hoping to change my outsides, but what really changed were my insides. And I really believe that it’s what is on the inside that counts. How you treat people and your character are much more important than your physical appearance. That being said… […]