Last night I was at Number 3’s baseball practice with Number 5, 6, and 7. We were having a nice picnic dinner. The fact that it was about 48 degrees out didn’t ruin it. When it started to sprinkle, that didn’t ruin it either. But when some ASSHOLE stood about 25 feet behind us smoking […]
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Word to Your Mutha
The day that you became a mother, was really unlike any other. No clue how much you could love, this bundle sent from up above. You love his face, his fingers, his toes, her little butt, her button nose. And yes, your life is full of joy, Because of that little girl or boy. But […]
Why be honest when you can be passive aggressive? Or, how to completely destroy a friendship.
About 5 years ago, a very close friend of mine asked my husband to do a really small job at her house. Those little “handyman” type projects aren’t really his thing, but I kind of begged him to do it. My friend had a reputation for being a little, um, difficult. And demanding. She lived […]
How to guarantee that Mommy will be completely hammered by 9:30 pm tonight in 25 easy steps
1. Wait until Mommy is making breakfast and lunch for everyone, and then sneak into her room. 2. Plug up the sink with sanitary products and toilet paper. 3. Turn on the water. 4. Find the powder. 5. Go crazy. 6. Do not limit yourself to the bathroom. 7. Do not stop until every trace […]
And I said yes, yes, YES. The Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift.
I love my kids. More than anything. I would climb mountains, brave storms, and take bullets for them. But let’s face it. Sometimes you just want a break. Other times, you need a break. And, that’s why I don’t want flowers for Mother’s Day. I don’t want a lame coupon book saying you’ll clean the […]
Dirt Devils
About 6 weeks ago we planted pumpkin seeds. I wrote about that here. The seeds grew really well. So we transplanted them into larger containers. We used milk jugs that we cut in half and cottage cheese and yogurt containers. We had a good time, And we were excited to watch the seedlings grow even bigger […]