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How to guarantee that Mommy will be completely hammered by 9:30 pm tonight in 25 easy steps

May 10, 2013 by not your average mom 11 Comments

1. Wait until Mommy is making breakfast and lunch for everyone, and then sneak into her room. 2. Plug up the sink with sanitary products and toilet paper. 3. Turn on the water. 4. Find the powder. 5. Go crazy. 6. Do not limit yourself to the bathroom. 7. Do not stop until every trace […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: baby powder, fireplace ashes, Number 6

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