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WELL WHAT HAPPENS TO BOYS, THEN???

December 15, 2015 by not your average mom 5 Comments

Our normal routine here is that I get home from swim practice at about 8:00. I get Number 3 and 4 their dinner, and while they are eating, I put Number 6 and 7, who share a room, into bed. We read a story, then I sing each of them a song, and we do […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Humor, Life at My House, Parenting Tagged With: harry potter, kidney stones, sex, talking to your kids about sex, tampon

Mommy, do you think Santa is real?

December 13, 2015 by not your average mom 5 Comments

This morning one of the kids asked the question that at least one of them inevitably asks every year: Mommy, do you think Santa is real? I’ve struggled with this in the past. How should I answer? My response is always the same: Well, what do you think? Do you think he’s real? Every year […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: is Santa real?, talking to your kids about Santa, telling your kids about Santa

What Should You Do When Someone Is A Dick To Your Kid?

May 29, 2015 by not your average mom 6 Comments

A member of one of my e-courses posted this comment in our Facebook group, looking for advice from the other members. I asked her if I could answer her question here on the blog as I think she is certainly not the only parent to find herself in this situation. Here is her dilemma, published with […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: asshole, daughter, dick, dickhead, how to handle a kid who is mean to your child, pregnant, scenario, son, swears

I Don’t Like Penises

May 27, 2015 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Number 5, 6 and 7 are still young enough that I can give them baths together. Well, that is, until tonight when this conversation took place: Me: Number 6, Hurry up and get in the water! Number 5 (5-year-old girl): No! Not yet! I’m not done! Me: It’s okay. He can get in with you. […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: bath, Number 5, penis

Ain’t nobody got time to look for that. Again.

May 17, 2015 by not your average mom 6 Comments

I am having issues with organization. I have been down this road before. About a year and a half ago, I went on a cleaning/purging/organizational binge, and for three weeks I went through my house room by room. But I had to stop exercising to do it. My house looked great. But my body didn’t. […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: getting organized, the Fly Lady

Dear Number 5’s Music Teacher

April 7, 2015 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Dear Number 5’s Music Teacher, First, I have to say that this will be very difficult for me to write without using the F word. But I am keeping this as clean as possible because I really want teachers to be able to share it without getting in trouble. And we aren’t “friends”, and I really want to […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: concerts, elementary school music shows, kindergarten concerts

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