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I Don’t Like Penises

May 27, 2015 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Number 5, 6 and 7 are still young enough that I can give them baths together.

Well, that is, until tonight when this conversation took place:

Me: Number 6, Hurry up and get in the water!

Number 5 (5-year-old girl): No! Not yet! I’m not done!

Me: It’s okay. He can get in with you.

Number 5: NO! I DON’T LIKE PENISES!

Me: Number 6, get in the tub.

Number 6 gets into the tub with Number 5.

Number 5: EEEWWWWW! PENIS WATER! PENIS WATER! I’M IN PENIS WATER! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Me: You have got to be kidding me.

Number 5: I NEED ANOTHER BATH TO WASH THE PENIS WATER OFF OF ME!

Me: Number 5, go get dressed.

Number 5: AAAGGGHHHHHH!!! PENIS WATEEEERRRRRRR! I HAVE PENIS WATER ON ME!

Number 6 (4-year-old boy): Why is she cwying, Mommy? I’m the one sitting in vagina watew, and I don’t weally cayew.

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Well, I guess the coed baths are done for good.

I guess Number 5 will fly solo at bath time from now on.

Or at least share vagina water with Number 7.

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Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: bath, Number 5, penis

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  1. Amy says

    May 27, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

    Reply
  2. Allie says

    May 27, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    Today has sucked, but I’m so glad I decided to check in on your blog before bed. This little story made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks for some much needed laughter.

    Reply
  3. Kiks says

    May 28, 2015 at 2:21 am

    speaking of penis, it’s what worries me a lot this time…my son was just circumcised and his penis is all the drama for a week now 🙂

    Reply
  4. TEssa says

    May 28, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Hilarious!

    Reply

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