
Number 5, 6 and 7 are still young enough that I can give them baths together.
Well, that is, until tonight when this conversation took place:
Me: Number 6, Hurry up and get in the water!
Number 5 (5-year-old girl): No! Not yet! I’m not done!
Me: It’s okay. He can get in with you.
Number 5: NO! I DON’T LIKE PENISES!
Me: Number 6, get in the tub.
Number 6 gets into the tub with Number 5.
Number 5: EEEWWWWW! PENIS WATER! PENIS WATER! I’M IN PENIS WATER! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Me: You have got to be kidding me.
Number 5: I NEED ANOTHER BATH TO WASH THE PENIS WATER OFF OF ME!
Me: Number 5, go get dressed.
Number 5: AAAGGGHHHHHH!!! PENIS WATEEEERRRRRRR! I HAVE PENIS WATER ON ME!
Number 6 (4-year-old boy): Why is she cwying, Mommy? I’m the one sitting in vagina watew, and I don’t weally cayew.
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Well, I guess the coed baths are done for good.
I guess Number 5 will fly solo at bath time from now on.
Or at least share vagina water with Number 7.
That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Today has sucked, but I’m so glad I decided to check in on your blog before bed. This little story made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks for some much needed laughter.
speaking of penis, it’s what worries me a lot this time…my son was just circumcised and his penis is all the drama for a week now 🙂
Hilarious!