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June 15, 2012

My family really knows how to pump me up before a race. I received a wetsuit from Team in Training for the swim portion of the triathalon.  Last night I figured I’d better try it on to make sure it fits.  I’ve never worn one before, and getting into it was like squeezing 150 pounds of

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demolition man

June 14, 2012

Number 6 is trying to destroy my house. I already posted this picture. that incident involved white out and a soft pretzel.   Here he is trying to make a quick getaway after dumping a brand new bottle of babywash all over the bathroom floor. And here, he was just trying to clean himself with

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I’m buying stock in Kleenex

June 13, 2012

When I was in college, the movie Dances With Wolves came out.  Kevin Costner’s Indian name was Dances with Wolves and Mary McDonnell’s was Stands with a Fist.  There were some other cool names in there — Two Socks, Wind in His Hair… Everyone on the swim team ended up with their own Indian name, eventually. I can’t

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my dirty (not so) little secret

June 12, 2012

My alarm goes off every morning at 4:00 a.m.  I usually hit snooze a couple times, but I’m sitting at the computer sometime between 4:30 and 4:45 every morning. Although it’s early, I look forward to this little sliver of “me” time.  I get my coffee, go up to the office, and start writing.  I love being

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Number 5 is getting her own category

June 11, 2012

Number 5 is in a hitting phase.  Whenever another child in this house does not do exactly what she wants, when she wants, she just hauls off and belts him or her. Number 6 is exactly one year younger than Number 5, and he is usually her targeted victim.  Granted, he will taunt her, often grabbing whatever she happens

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Take Me Out of This Ball Game

June 10, 2012

Little girls’ t-ball is pretty cute.  Except when Number 4 is involved.  Then it’s more like embarrassing. Thank goodness it’s over. Yesterday they played a 3-inning game.  The head of the softball league was there announcing each girl’s name over the microphone, making them all feel pretty special. The coaches pitched the ball to the

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