11:00 a.m. : finished vacuuming entire house 11:05 a.m. : bottle of powder emptied onto the floor of entire house When you get to a rug and beat the crap out of it, it makes some really cool dust… that’s perfect for a little powder dancing. Well, they won’t need to dust for prints if
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You’d be surprised by what you can find at Costco
I rarely take the kids shopping with me. There are just too many of them, so I go when I have a babysitter, or I go at night. Yesterday I made an exception and ran into Costco really quickly with Number 3 and Number 4 after their swim practice. Number 4, especially, is easily excitable
I’m no Dara Torres
Yesterday morning was the first morning I missed writing a post since I started this blog on April 22nd. I went to my cousin’s wedding near Boston on Saturday and stayed overnight. In a hotel. With no kids. I did write a post late in the afternoon yesterday in case you missed it (http://nyam.wpengine.com/?p=1420). It
Watching 45-year-old white chicks dance never gets old
Weekend Statistics Number of weddings I attended: 1 Number of consecutive hours I was away from my children: 29 Number of years it’s been since my husband and I spent a night alone: 3.5 Number of safety pins I needed in order to attach my dress to my bra to prevent my boobs from flying
And the Oscar goes to…
I hope Number 4 decides to cash in on her extraordinary dramatic talents. Yesterday she put on quite a show. She couldn’t wait to swim, and she started off like a seasoned veteran. Here she is before the her first event. her third event, and then, her last event. Followed by a screaming fit where she sat in the
Proud Mommy, part 2
The car ride to the first swim meet was a little rocky. Number 3 was so nervous he had no color in his face. He kept complaining that his stomach hurt “soooo badly.” Number 4, on the other hand, claimed she wasn’t nervous at all. I had told both of them that since this was their