Tomorrow is Election Day. The following people are allowed to complain for the next two years after 8:30 p.m. tomorrow night: The people who vote. Here are the people who are not allowed to complain for the next two years. At all. All the people who don’t vote. The people who don’t vote tomorrow cannot […]
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Don’t Be An A$$hole
Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They […]