Eleven weeks down. One to go.
After attending 4 bazillion fitness and spin classes, and careful scientific observation, I have determined that about half of the participants are normal. The other half are annoying, and they fall into one of the following categories:
This person has to try and outdo the instructor.
At all times.
This person hides in the back of the room. He or she wears enough clothing to survive 24 hours in the Arctic, but leaves the class without a single drop of sweat on his or her body or a hair out of place.
This person produces an inhuman amount of sweat. This one is not really annoying. More just impressive and awe inspiring.
The Muhammad Ali:
This person is seen in classes involving kickboxing. He or she (usually she) is under the impression that the heavyweight title is on the line, and is bobbing and weaving like a idiot.
This person sounds like he or she is about to have a heart attack. Or give birth. Or both.
This person “wooo-hoooos” and “yeahs!” throughout the class. Often seen in combination with the slacker, so as to take the focus off of how little work he or she is doing.
The Do Your Own Thing-er:
This person does not do one single thing the instructor asks him or her to do. If you are standing, she is sitting. If you are supposed to be on a level 9 and climbing a steep hill, she is on a level 5, and bouncing around like Animal from the Muppets.
This one talks throughout the entire class. No one wants to be next to this person.
I hope I’m one of the normal ones.
But I’m sure I’ve been one of the annoying ones too…
Here are the latest pictures.
Number 4 just saw them and said, “Wow Mom! Good work!”
She doesn’t always suck 😉
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