10) Mom, my teacher is a little prettier than you. And A LOT skinnier than you.
9) Mom, you smell disgusting.
8) Mom, when I get married, do you think my wife will be like you? I hope she is.
7) You’re a stupid mommy. Stupid mommy. Stu. Pid. Mom. Eeee.
6) Mom. Gross. Put a bra on.
5) Mommy, my teacher said teacher kisses are more powerful than Mommy kisses. And she was right. (Ouch)
4) I broke the toilet.
3) I’m glad I’m not a girl, Mom. Everything takes longer. I feel bad for you. I mean, when you pee, you have to wipe yourself.
2) Number 3: Mom, when I’m older, I want like 20 kids. Then maybe I’ll have a tv show.
Me: I’m not sure the 20 kids would be worth the tv show. It’s a lot of work.
Number 3: Yeah, but my wife would do all that stuff.
1) Mommy? Yowah my best fwend.
I recently came across your blog from scary mommy.. I have a 5 month old & love reading your stuff as often as I can .. I’ve always wanted a big family n admire yours. I’m still on my first but hope to have more 🙂
8) Mom, when I get married, do you think my wife will be like you? I hope she is.
That just melts my heart. I hope my son feels the same way about me when he gets older <3
LOVE this!