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Cute Story of the Day

November 12, 2015 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Wanna help Not Your Average Mom out? If you are doing holiday shopping this year on Amazon, please click on that link over there on the right in the sidebar to do it (or down at the bottom of this post if you are on your phone). It costs you nothing extra but gives me […]

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Four going on fourteen

October 14, 2015 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

There are times I’m really grateful that Number 7 has lots of older siblings. Since she is always trying to keep up with them, she’s a little more advanced than many other four-year-olds. She is totally water safe and can swim. Like she’s ready-for-the-swim-team kind of swimming. She’s been totally out of Pull Ups, even […]

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The Top 10 Things My Kids Said To Me This Week.

October 19, 2014 by not your average mom 3 Comments

10) Mom, my teacher is a little prettier than you. And A LOT skinnier than you. 9)  Mom, you smell disgusting. 8) Mom, when I get married, do you think my wife will be like you? I hope she is. 7) You’re a stupid mommy. Stupid mommy. Stu. Pid. Mom. Eeee. 6) Mom. Gross. Put […]

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6 of one, 93 of another

September 27, 2014 by not your average mom 1 Comment

Last week I got an email from the mom of a little girl in Number 5’s class, inviting her to come over for dinner and to play for a little bit on Friday night. I didn’t respond right away because I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to get her there, and then I just […]

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Last Night’s Dinner Conversation

March 26, 2014 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Number 4: “Mommy, Number 6 keeps saying What the H-E-L-L.” Number 6: “No I don’t!” Number 4: “Mommy! Number 6 keeps saying What the H-E-L-L!” Number 6: “NO I DON’T!” Number 4: “MOMMY! Number 6 keeps saying WHAT THE H-E-L-L!!!” Number 6: “NO! I! DON”T! Mommy, I don’t keep saying What the H-E-L-L! I KEEP SAYING WHAT THE HELL!” Oh… that’s […]

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Rated PG ain’t what it used to be.

February 26, 2014 by not your average mom 4 Comments

I introduced the younger kids to Home Alone this past Christmas. Numbers 3, 4, 5, and 6 really like the movie. In fact, they have been watching it over and over. This past weekend we went to my parents’ house. They live about a half hour away, and the kids wanted to watch it in […]

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