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I Guess I Bought The Wrong Flavor

July 7, 2017 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Today was day sixteen of summer vacation. It was the first really rainy day since the kids have been out of school, and after two weeks of sun and outdoor swim practices and a few late nights and a nine-hour-long 4th of July party the other day, we were all in need of a lazy, […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Humor, Lessons I've Learned, Life at My House, Parenting Tagged With: calendar, kitchen, mac and cheese, processed food, vagina, vaginas, work

Mom Fail #4,783

November 22, 2016 by not your average mom 5 Comments

One of the things I’m struggling with these days is that now that all the kids are in school full time, I feel like I should totally have my shit together. And I don’t. I feel like I should be totally organized (I’m not), the house should be pretty clean (it isn’t), and I should […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Monday, Number 4, Number 5, Number 7, picture, swim, team picture, vagina

Mom, just don’t be boring.

November 16, 2016 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine who is a high school teacher was looking for a speaker to come in and talk to her Intro to Psychology class. This is a section of the population I don’t have much experience speaking to. I’ve spoken for groups of moms and dads. I’ve spent plenty […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: butthole, doctor, high school, library, penis, presentation, principal, public speaking, vagina

Ten Words I Never Thought I’d Say To My Daughter

July 8, 2016 by not your average mom 2 Comments

It’s Friday, and it’s been a long week, and I need a break from my kids, and I need to go to bed early, so here is a Flashback Friday story. If you are having a similar Friday night and could use a laugh, here you go. *   *   * I’ve said a […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: daughters, golf balls, vagina

American Girl. More than just a really expensive doll.

September 30, 2015 by not your average mom 10 Comments

We have never had an American Girl doll. Number 4 has never really been into dolls, and Number 5 would love one, but they’re just way too expensive. So I don’t know that much about them, but I’ve always been under the impression that they were really meant for girls who were around Number 5’s […]

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: American Girl, boobs, doll, kit kittredge, sex ed, tampons, vagina

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