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Because we’ve all been that mom in the parking lot.

October 5, 2016 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Those of you who know me know the following two things about me: One, I hate when people don’t return their f&$#!ing shopping carts, and two, I’m not afraid to put it all out there. Today I was at the grocery store and I was in the parking lot (putting the ridiculously expensive cake I bought […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: indiegogo, parking lot, platform, shopping carts

Don’t Be An A$$hole

November 1, 2015 by not your average mom 13 Comments

Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: cell phone, Costco, laziness, parking lot, Shopping, shopping carts

Many happy returns.

February 6, 2013 by not your average mom 5 Comments

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: mom, mom blog, parking lot, shopping carts

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