I only have one credit card. And the limit on it is about $12. I don’t even own an ATM card. Because I suck that bad at keeping track of withdrawals. So when I go to the grocery store, I pay in cash, or I write a check. Yesterday I stopped at the store on my […]
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I found something I hate more than emptying the dishwasher.
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I’m totally declaring victory.
So in case you didn’t know, last night was my national tv debut. I was on the Dateline “Surviving the Holidays Special.” For about 90 seconds. Not exactly major exposure. But let’s look at what happened in those 90 seconds. First, let me make sure you know that Dateline is, by its own description…” a newsmagazine […]
I’m not normal. And that’s what makes me normal.
I can’t remember a time when I didn’t compare myself to every other girl in the room. As far back as I remember. She’s prettier than me. Skinnier than me. Smarter than me. More popular than me. Has nicer clothes than me. She’s just plain old better than me. That shit is tiring! So […]
CAUTION: Objects on the television are 10 pounds lighter than they appear. At least.
Tonight is Dateline night. Part of me is hoping to be on for more than one minute. But part of me isn’t. Punctuality has never been a strength of mine. I’m never ready ahead of time. When people come over for a playdate, or a party, or a holiday, I am usually in the shower. If I’m really […]
If you build it…
I am getting to the point where people in town, who I don’t know, are coming up and saying hi to me. Or stopping me on the street. Literally. About 6 weeks ago I was at a stoplight, on my way to take Number 3 to school, and this woman, who was out for her morning […]