Once upon a time there was a boy named Number 1 who got a cell phone for Christmas. A really nice, kick-ass, jaw-dropping, Oh-my-God-I-can’t-believe-you-guys-got-this-for-me cell phone. (His parents had a free upgrade, so it actually only cost $35). But he didn’t know that. His parents had a talk with him about the value of […]
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I found something I hate more than emptying the dishwasher.
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Many happy returns.
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CAUTION: Objects on the television are 10 pounds lighter than they appear. At least.
Tonight is Dateline night. Part of me is hoping to be on for more than one minute. But part of me isn’t. Punctuality has never been a strength of mine. I’m never ready ahead of time. When people come over for a playdate, or a party, or a holiday, I am usually in the shower. If I’m really […]
It’s official. I’m a titan of the blogoshpere. Well, according to 2 people, anyway.
I think I’m a little overwhelmed. It’s not because the dining room table is already completely hidden from view by about 47 loads of laundry. Again. No. That’s not overwhelmed. That’s just normal. And it’s not because I just went and checked the oil tank and we are hours, or minutes, or maybe even seconds […]