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The Truth About Being a Stay-At-Home Mom

September 28, 2016 by not your average mom 5 Comments

Back in August of  2013 I wrote a post entitled  The Stay-At-Home Mom Challenge. At the time Numbers 1 through 4 were in school full time, Number 5 was four years old, Number 6 was three years old, and Number 7 was not quite two. So I was home with Numbers 5, 6, and 7 […]

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: kids, scary mommy, stay at home mom, stay at home moms, work, working

What Your Wife Wants For Her Birthday (hint: some effort required)

September 18, 2016 by not your average mom 8 Comments

If you follow me on Facebook, you may know it’s my 12th wedding anniversary today. It’s also my 47th birthday today. Yes. I got married on my 35th birthday. Which was like the dumbest thing ever. Because somehow, my husband is under the impression that I’m totally okay with a joint birthday/anniversary celebration.’ Actually, I […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: birthdays, cleaning lady, Franzi, kids, Mother's Day, parites

The Seven Best Words in the English Language

September 10, 2016 by not your average mom 2 Comments

You know what the seven best words in the English language are? Mommy, I love you so, so much? No.  Those are good. But they’re not the best. Let me watch your kids all day? Not quite. I just went poop in the potty? Very close. But no… Susie Johnson, you just won the lottery? […]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: kids, lottery, love, Mommy, Number 6, shoes

Because it’s Sunday, dammit.

August 14, 2016 by not your average mom 1 Comment

A couple weeks ago I declared that this upcoming school year was going to be the Year of No. A couple years ago I declared that I was going to stop working on Sundays and make sure I spent time recharging and connecting with my family. That Sunday thing kind of fell by the wayside. […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: beach, carolina beach, kids, no, North Carolina, sunday, vacation, year of NO

Tonight’s post is brought to you by my kids who sucked balls today. And Kirkland Premium Golden Margarita.

July 26, 2016 by not your average mom 6 Comments

First of all, I am two margaritas into the night, so be forewarned that there is a good chance that this post will contain mumerous typos and I don’t give a crap. Second, I fucking lost it today. Like, I. SNAPPED. So I know it’s most ly my fault that the kids have been so […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Costco, Hershey, kids, margaritas

Twenty-One Days

July 9, 2016 by not your average mom 4 Comments

We’ve officially been out of school and on summer vacation for three weeks. And for three weeks I have been working from home with five kids here all day long. My husband has been working a lot and hasn’t been around much, and for three weeks, I have been taking all the kids to the pool with […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: alone time, kids, summer

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