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A Realistic Meditation for All My Fellow Potty-Mouthed Sisters

September 27, 2016 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Most of you know that I love yoga. I’ve fallen a little bit off the wagon recently, though. Now that the kids are back to school and I have my feet back under me, I’m getting back to it. And I really hope I can inspire more people to give yoga a shot. But I understand […]

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: f word, fuck, fuck that, meditation, potty mouth, yoga

No explanation necessary, thank you.

August 28, 2015 by not your average mom 24 Comments

I remember when I started writing this blog, I thought to myself, I will really feel successful when I get a comment from someone who isn’t a friend. Or a relative. And then it happened. A comment from someone I had never met. It was exciting! A rush. It felt good. Three and a half years […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: asshole, Canada, facebook, fuck, message, swearing, teacher

We’re All F*cking A**holes At Some Point

June 12, 2014 by not your average mom 1 Comment

I don’t know about you, but my kids suck right now. Maybe it’s the end of the school year. Maybe it’s the anticipation of summer. Maybe it’s the lingering effects of a seriously shitty winter. I’m not sure of the reasons. But they suck. The fighting and arguing and ignoring and disrespecting is at an […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: cursing, excuse me, fuck, headache, parenting fails, potty mouth

Once I get Number 6 and 7 potty trained, then I’ll move onto myself.

March 5, 2013 by not your average mom 4 Comments

Yesterday on the facebook page my aunt scolded me for my potty mouth. I know I swear a lot. I know I abuse the f-word even more than I do the smiley face. But cut me some slack. It’s the only thing I have left. I don’t smoke (anything) anymore. And while I profess my love […]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: adjectives, adverbs, cursing, fuck, shit, swearing

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