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You Smell Like A Butthole

November 8, 2017 by not your average mom 3 Comments

Number 7’s go to insult is “You smell like a butthole.” A few years ago, I would have responded to this differently than I do now.  A few years ago, I would have reprimanded and shamed any of the kids for speaking to each other that way. Or I would have, out of exasperation, pretended […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting Tagged With: butthole, cologne, humor, insults, parenting, perfume, positive discipline

Mom, just don’t be boring.

November 16, 2016 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine who is a high school teacher was looking for a speaker to come in and talk to her Intro to Psychology class. This is a section of the population I don’t have much experience speaking to. I’ve spoken for groups of moms and dads. I’ve spent plenty […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: butthole, doctor, high school, library, penis, presentation, principal, public speaking, vagina

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