Kids are always excited to go to the beach. Then you get there, and it takes approximately twelve seconds for the whining to begin. Here are five things you can do to keep the whining, crying, and discomfort at bay. 1) Cut the liner out of boys’ suits. Grown men might need that netting in […]
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I got a new phone. Please don’t call me on it. Ever.
Yesterday I spent all afternoon cleaning my room. It had been a while. Clothes. Dust. It was a disaster. And Mo can vouch for that. It was so bad I even washed the curtains. And the dustruffle. So today was a little crazy. I had some catching up to do. I had to workout. I had […]
How to guarantee that Mommy will be completely hammered by 9:30 pm tonight in 25 easy steps
1. Wait until Mommy is making breakfast and lunch for everyone, and then sneak into her room. 2. Plug up the sink with sanitary products and toilet paper. 3. Turn on the water. 4. Find the powder. 5. Go crazy. 6. Do not limit yourself to the bathroom. 7. Do not stop until every trace […]