Yesterday I spent all afternoon cleaning my room.
It had been a while.
It was a disaster.
And Mo can vouch for that.
It was so bad I even washed the curtains.
And the dustruffle.
So today was a little crazy.
I had some catching up to do.
I had to workout.
I had a post planned, but I just couldn’t get to it.
Everything was taking longer than I thought it would.
And yesterday I dropped my phone for like the 97th time.
My screen has been shattered for a while now, but yesterday’s drop put it over the edge.
So adding getting a new phone into the mix kind of threw a wrench into things.
A little bit after 4 p.m., as I was finally about to sit down at the computer, the phone rang.
My phone has been ringing for the past 36 hours, but since I completely broke the screen, I haven’t been able to answer it.
I figured now that I had a new phone, I’d better take the call.
I thought the call was from one person.
But it was totally a different person.
Had I known who it was, I probably wouldn’t have answered the call.
Now I couldn’t hang up.
It turned into quite a conversation.
Thirty nine minutes long.
I need to tell you about it.
But that will have to wait until tomorrow.
Because as I got off the phone, I heard giggling.
I smelled something.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE NUMBER 6 AND 7???
I followed the smell of the powder.
When I got to my room, there were plumes of powder clouds shooting out from underneath my door.
I thought about just turning around and making a run for it.
But I opened the door.
And found this:
If you need to reach me, just send a text.
I won’t be answering the phone (but I will be cleaning my room), for the next 3 or 4 years.
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