The other day I wrote about the challenges of raising girls and their associated drama. Someone left this comment in response to that post on the facebook page about Number 4: …Where does number 4 come up with this stuff? I know it would drive any parent crazy, but she’s good. She’s going to give people a run […]
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In The Blink Of An Eye
Sometimes I can’t wait for the kids to grow out of certain phases. Like the highchair phase. I’ve had a highchair in my kitchen for 7 years straight. I threw the seat cover away about 1 1/2 kids ago; it had turned into more of a petri dish than a cover. Rather than keeping it […]
Save the drama for someone else’s mama.
Yesterday I was on the elliptical machine at the Y. I was listening to my ipod. The View was on tv. I couldn’t hear the sound, but I was reading the closed captioning. Someone started talking about some study which said that women with daughters live longer than women with sons. Everyone seemed to agree. […]
If you build it, he will NOT come.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t give a crap about St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t make green food, or green drinks, or green crafts. If you want to do your corned beef and cabbage, and Guinness, and whatever else, go for it. But hey… Teachers. Leave my kids alone. Since when did leprechauns […]
I’m still a virgin.
I’m overwhelmed with shit that needs to be plugged in. And charged. And updated. And synched. And rebooted. And downloaded. Or uploaded. I mean, I’ve had the same phone for almost 2 years now and I still don’t totally know how to use it. Well not the same actual phone… The first one I had was […]
How to achieve the perfect raccoon eye.
On Wednesday afternoon, Number 7 had woken up from her nap, but she was still up in her crib. Everyone was home from school, and I just wanted to empty the dishwasher before I went and got her. At almost 18 months old, she is in the g0-straight-for-the-knives-in-the-dishwasher-when-you-are-trying-to-unload-it phase. But she was kind of crying. So I asked […]