Yesterday one of my friends shared a link from the Huffington Post on Facebook. The title of the link was Vaginal Knitting Is Actually A Thing And People Are Absolutely Terrified. Well, I had to click on that. If you want to waste two minutes and fifty-two seconds of your life, you can click on […]
Funny Stuff
Mount Poo-suvius
I had a seriously shitty day on Monday. And when I say shitty, I mean shit. eeeee. Number 2 is on a movie making kick. Every night he and Numbers 3 and 4, and sometimes 5, go down into the basement to make a movie. Two nights ago the four of them were down there […]
Don’t fill your home with more crap today. Fill it with more memories instead.
I have spent the past 3 weeks clearing crap out of my house. I have uncovered things I forgot I ever had. I have found toys that haven’t been played with in months. Today is Black Friday. Hundreds, thousands, millions of people will spend today “saving” money. They will kick off the holiday season by […]
You can take an online course. Or you can just hitch a ride with me.
It is becoming evident that Number 3, Number 4 and I are going to have many of life’s most serious conversations on the 7-minute drive to school or the 6-minute drive to swim practice. I’m getting pretty good at them. A couple weeks ago we revisited the Where do babies come out of? question. (In […]
Double trouble
One day, I will look back on the day that Number 6 and 7 woke up, came downstairs, poured themselves some sugar for breakfast, waited for me to go to the bathroom before sneaking into the basement, got into the paint, redecorated the air hockey table as well as themselves, and then, when I put […]
If You Are Four
If you are four and you can’t find your bunny, that is a good reason to cry. If you are four and you can’t take your shirt off, that is a good reason to cry. If you are four and your brother looks at you, that is a good reason to cry. If you are […]