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June 28, 2013 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

I’m getting older.

The signs are all there.

It takes a good 5 or ten steps for me to get up off the couch and walk with no pain anywhere in my body.

The recovery time for things I used to do without batting an eyelash has increased significantly.

I have wrinkles.

On my knees.

But the kicker came yesterday when I was flossing my teeth,

And I popped a cap right off my tooth.

When teeth start flying out of your mouth,

um,

that’s not good.

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I’m gonna pop some caps…

I’ve got some Fixodent in my pocket…

I’m I’m I’m hunting, gonna spit my tooth out,

This is fucking bullshit…

It’s not too late to support me in the NYC Triathalon, and make a donation to help find a cure for blood cancers.

Even $5 will help.

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Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: aging, macklemore and ryan lewis, pop some caps, teeth, wrinkles

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