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The very stressed out mommy

February 10, 2014 by not your average mom 2 Comments

In the light of the moon, a very stressed out mommy lay in her bed.

One Tuesday morning, she turned on her phone and – pop!

Out came a tiny voicemail.

The mommy had found her Alice.

But the mommy was very poor.

She needed to come up with $300.

She went out to the garage, took some pictures, and posted them on a bunch of local Facebook tag sale sites.

On Monday, she sold these two flower boxes for $20.

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But she still needed money.

On Tuesday, she sold this flower box for $20,

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and this flower box for $20.

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But she still needed money.

On Wednesday, she sold this clarinet for $20.

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But she still needed money.

On Thursday, she sold this bookcase for $30.

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But she still needed money.

On Saturday, she sold this bench for $55.

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But she still needed money.

On Sunday, she sold this bench for $75.

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But she still needed money.

The mommy looked through her office.

She found two five dollar bills and a $50 gift card she forgot she had.

Now the mommy wasn’t poor anymore.

And she wasn’t stressed out anymore.

That night, the mommy went to bed.

The next day at 1:00 she heard a knock on the door.

She went to the door,

peeked through the window,

and there was…

a beautiful babysitter.

TODAY IS ALICE DAY!!!

Time for me to bust out of this cocoon!!!

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Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: Alice, the very hungry caterpillar, today things change!

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  1. Flowers1 says

    February 10, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    Im so happy for you Susie!

    Reply
  2. Cheryl says

    February 11, 2014 at 12:27 am

    I only have 1 kid and I’m jealous!! LOL Maybe its because I’m in my 1st trimester feeling awful 24/7 and chasing after a 2 year old. I would loveeeeeee for someone to come help. dang, that’s awesome!!

    Reply

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