I have been changing diapers now for nine straight years. I bought my last box of diapers about five months ago. And now I am nearing the end of the Pull-Up stage. Number 6 only needs one at night, and Number 7 is in the pee-in-the-potty-but-hide-behind-the-couch-when-no-one-is-watching-and-take-a-stealth-dump-in-the-Pull-Up phase. I have been looking forward to the end of […]
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Order in the court.
Nothing brings out the black robe and gavel in people like a picture of a sagging, filled-to-capacity diaper. I first realized that last summer when I wrote this in response to a pretty judgmental comment left by someone who didn’t like this: Then yesterday I posted this picture on the not your average mom facebook page: Come on. […]
I know you are, but what am I?
The other day I wrote about the challenges of raising girls and their associated drama. Someone left this comment in response to that post on the facebook page about Number 4: …Where does number 4 come up with this stuff? I know it would drive any parent crazy, but she’s good. She’s going to give people a run […]
Hell in a Cell
There is some big “professional” wrestling event called “Hell in a Cell”. It’s where a bunch of morons wrestle in this thing:I have my own Hell in a Cell. It involves this: and this: Oh, she looks innocent enough, but changing her diaper SUCKS. Somewhere between 15 – 18 months, all my kids inexplicably went from not […]