Just a few recent quotes from Number 4…
“Mom, why are you sad? We’re getting older. Just deal with it.”
Overheard while she was singing Part of Your World (from the Little Mermaid) “I’ve got gadgets and gismos, aplenty. I’ve got boozits and whatsits, galore….wonderous freak, wish I could be, part of your wooooooooooorld.”
“Dad, you need to shave. And your breath smells like poop.”
“I need a mom who lets me do whatever I want. I know, Ryan’s mom. She’s the mom I need.”
“Mommy, do you like my picture? It’s a dolphin. A dolphin with a vagina.”
“Mom, I think you should love all of us the same. Except [Number 5]. Forget about [Number 5] and just love the rest of us.”
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