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June 16, 2012 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

We still have not gotten a handle on Number 5 and her pugilitsic ways.

A couple days ago, Number 6 threw a toy at her head.  In retaliation, she scratched his face.  He’s got about a 3 inch claw mark down his  right cheek.

When my husband came home from work he attempted to talk with Number 5 about it.  Number 4 was also right there listening.

“Number 5, what happened to Number 6’s face?” he asked.

“I sratched him,” she answered.

Then he went through the same useless BS we always tell her — it’s mean, it’s dangerous, blah, blah, blah…

And then he said, “I don’t think Number 6 would do that to you.”

And that’s when Number 4 chimed in with her infinite 5-year-old wisdom.

“Oh yes he would Dad.  He’s veeeeerry insecure.”

Alrighty then.

Number 4 will now handle all discussions with Number 5.

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