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July 20, 2012 by not your average mom Leave a Comment

Yesterday’s swim practice was a swimathon where the kids had to swim as many laps as they could in an hour.  Number 3 swam 48, and Number 4 swam 40.  I was really impressed.

So last night as I was tucking the kids into bed, I told them each how proud I was of them.

“Hey Mom,” said Number 4 as I was leaving the room.

Oh, she’s going to thank me for siging her up for the swim team and tell me how good she feels about herself.

“Yes?” I answered.

“Um, your head is much fatter than Dad’s.”

Nice one.

“Hey Mom?” said Number 3.

Okay, he’s going to show me his gratitude and appreciation.

“Yeah, and you smell like a smell that I don’t like.”

They’re so much cuter before they can speak.

 

 

 

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